"Ze tightness of your shorts equals ze square route of your age."
Meanwhile, in the real world,
was a helluva year because...
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Pink Floyd release THE WALL
London Calling by The Clash. Oh Yes
Shah leaves Iran after year of turmoil (Jan. 16); revolutionary forces under Muslim leader, Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, take over
Conservatives win British election; Margaret Thatcher becomes new prime minister
Iranian militants seize US embassy in Teheran and hold hostages
The first human-powered aircraft flies across the English Channel:
John Wayne kicks the bucket
The accidental release of anthrax spores at a Soviet bioweapons facility in Sverdlovsk kills several hundred.
Ooohhh be still my dancing feet..
They don't make em like they used to..
All That Jazz
Kramer vs. Kramer
The China Syndrome
The Muppet Movie