"Ze tightness of your shorts equals ze square route of your age." Einstein.

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Meanwhile, in the real world, 1994 was a helluva year because...

• South African Black Get to Vote.
• Civil war in Rwanda (500,000 people killed) started by Hutu troops against the Tutsi
• North Korean nuclear violations suspected
• IRA peace talks result in a cease-fire
• An Israeli fanatic kills 29 Palestinians
• Israel and the Vatican begin diplomatic relations
• The Hubble telescope reveals conclusive evidence of the existence of black holes
• Nancy Kerrigan is clubbed on the back of the knee
• Whitewater scandal begins to be investigated
• Chunnel opens, May 1994
• 53 members of the Order of the Solar Temple carried out the mass murder-suicide in Switzerland and Canada.
• Run OJ, chase caught on camera $$$$$$
• Los Angeles suffers massive earthquake
• Jackie Kennedy Onassis was laid to rest next to hubby John
• Icestorm hits US East Coast
• The oldest known human ancestor (Ardipithecus ramidus) is found in Kenya. 4.4 million years old. Cool nearly as old as you
• Nelson Mandela elected President of South Africa.
• World Cup USA: Brasil - Italy 0:0 penalties: 3:2

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Ooohhh be still my dancing feet..

They don't make em like they used to..

Movies: Lion King,The Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, Léon, Forrest Gump, Ed Wood , Speed, Clerks