"Ze tightness of your shorts equals ze square route of your age."
Meanwhile, in the real world,
was a helluva year because...
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Rhodesias Prime Minister Ian D. Smith and three black leaders agree on transfer to black majority rule
Former Italian Premier Aldo Moro kidnapped by left wing terrorists, who kill five bodyguards (March 16); he is found slain
Pope Paul VI , dead at 80, mourned (Aug. 6); new Pope, John Paul I, 65, dies unexpectedly after 34 days in office (Sept. 28); succeeded by Karol Cardinal Wojtyla of Poland as John Paul II
[Framework for Peace] in Middle East signed by Egypts President Anwar Sadat and Israeli Premier Menachem Begin after 13-day conference at Camp David led by President Jimmy Carter
World Cup: Argentina 3 Holland 1
Sony introduces the Walkman, the first portable stereo.
Louise Brown, the first test-tube baby, is born at Oldham Hostpital in London.Where is she now?
A fusion reaction in a reactor at Princeton reaches 60 million degrees Fahrenheit for 1/20 of a second.
Three Albuquerque, NM, men, Ben Abruzzo, Larry Newman, and Maxie Anderson, make the first successful transatlantic balloon flight in the helium-filled Double Eagle II.
Ooohhh be still my dancing feet..
They don't make em like they used to..
The Deer Hunter
Heaven Can Wait
The Buddy Holly