"Ze tightness of your shorts equals ze square route of your age." Einstein.

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Meanwhile, in the real world, 1982 was a helluva year because...

• Michael Jackson's "Thriller" sells 20 million albums to become the largest selling record ever.
• Ozzy bites the head off a live bat thrown at him at a January 20 performance.
• Argentina invades the Falklands (UK); Argentina has to withdraw its troops after two months.
• John Belushi dies March 5 of cocaine and herion.
• Prine William is born to Charles and Di.
• Mexico's economy collapses.
• Liposuction is introduced.
• The first artificial heart transplant takes place, the receipent lives 112 days.
• Israel invades Lebanon in attack on PLO.
• Lebanese Christian Phalangists kill hundreds of people in two Palestinian refugee camps in West Beirut
• Grace Kelly dances up to the pearly gates
• World Cup: Italy 3 - Germany 1

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Ooohhh be still my dancing feet..

• PHYSICAL - Olivia Newton - John(#1)
• Abracadabra - The Steve Miller Band(#1)
• Always ON My Mind - Willie Nelson(#5)
• Athena - The Who(#28)
• Back ON The Chain Gang - The Pretenders(#5)
• Beatles Movie Medley - The Beatles(#12)
• Centerfold - The J.Geils Band(#1)
• Come Go WITH Me - The Beach Boys(#18)
• Dont You Want Me - The Human League(#1)
• Down Under - Men At WORK (#1)
• Ebony AND Ivory - Paul McCartney(#1)
• Eye IN The Sky - The Alan Parsons Project(#3)
• Eye OF The Tiger - Survivor(#1)
• Genius OF Love - Tom Tom Club(#31)
• Get Down ON It - Kool AND The Gang(#10)
• Hot IN The City - Billy Idol(#23)
• I Love Rock n Roll - Joan Jett AND The Blackhearts(#1)
• I Ran(So Far Away) - A Flock OF Seagulls(#9)
• Island OF Lost Souls - Blondie(#37)
• Its Gonna Take A Miracle - Deniece Williams(#10)
• Kids IN America - Kim Wilde(#25)
• My Guy - Sister Sledge(#23)
• ONLY The Lonely - The Motels(#9)
• OPEN Arms - Journey(#2)
• Pass The Dutchie - Musical Youth(#10)
• Pressure - Billy Joel(#20)
• Rock This Town - The Stray Cats(#9)
• Shake It Up - The Cars(#4)
• Spirits IN The Material World - The Police(#11)
• Steppin Out - Joe Jackson(#6)
• Stray Cat Strut - The Stray Cats(#3)
• Tainted Love - Soft Cell(#8)
• That Girl - Stevie Wonder(#4)
• Truly - Lionel Richie(#1)
• Under Pressure - Queen(#29)
• Up Where We Belong - Joe Cocker(#1)
• Who Can It Be Now ? - Men At WORK (#1)

They don't make em like they used to..

Blade Runner Gandhi, E.T. – the Extra-Terrestrial, Tootsie, The Verdict, 48 Hrs, Missing, An Officer and a Gentleman, Poltergeist, Sophie's Choice, The Thing, The World According to Garp

Blade Runner1982 Gandhi

E.T. – the Extra-Terrestrial

Tootsie

The Verdict

48 Hrs

Missing

An Officer and a Gentleman

Poltergeist

Sophie's Choice

The Thing

The World According to Garp